tentacruels:

On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

1atula:

elsenliberator:

Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:

• You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw

Cons:

• absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw

also a pro: being able to angrily yell yeehaw at the top of your lungs in public places whenever your child misbehaves

I have actually never been more angry than now.

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police